Mexico gave Logan Webb and the Giants diarrhea.

Apparently the San Francisco Giants were left reeling after being swept in a two-game series in Mexico City by the Padres over the weekend. 

Starting pitcher, Logan Webb, lamented the physical and mental grind he and his teammates went through over the past week in an interview after his five-hit victory on Wednesday. Webb also took the opportunity to reinforce stereotypes about Mexico and Mexican food.

If Webb (who makes US$18 million per year) thinks this is a grind then he is softer than the poop he and his teammates are painting all over the clubhouse porcelain.

I mean the four-hour, first-class charter flight from San Francisco to Mexico City must have been absolute torture. Can you imagine if MLB hadn't given the Giants an entire day off to travel. WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!!

And then to be forced to eat in a city that is widely considered to be one of the world's top foodie destinations. THE HUMANITY!!!

As if that weren't enough, Webb (who makes US$18 million per year) and the Giants then had to fly all the way to Houston - another two hours on a first-class charter. MY GOD!!!

It's no wonder half the Giants' clubhouse has the Hershey squirts. What a bunch of warriors. It's a miracle they survived at all.